Rant: I Hate Taylor Swift, But It’s Not (That) Personal

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I hate Taylor Swift (‘s music).

I hate her more than I hate cyclists.

Her music lights my fire more than The Big Bang Theory existing but Arrested Development not.

 

I hate her more now than I hated 7th grade gym class then.

Sometimes, I fantasize about the collapse of the free world (imminent), just so the pop vacuum from which Taylor Swift arose horribly like a beautiful blonde insufferable phoenix was never created. More